U know............... U Know?

U know when you feel like blogging but really don't have anything to blog about? Especially because your life is so mundane and so uninteresting that the most exciting part of your day is lunch. Which by the way, was in Johor and had no meat. I dont even eat meat, how lame is that?
So you want to blog, but can't... there's nothing to blog about. But you need to blog because (being the lame person that you are) blogging just happens to be the only outlet and avenue for frustration, and/or expression. You need to pretend to be creative, poetic, maybe even a linguist, and through your blog entires try to imagine that you actually have an audience. Whom you hope will affirm your imaginary qualities, because you basically just need attention.

It becomes more and more of an addiction as you slowly and structurally create this imaginary world where you're a superstar and The literary genius and you're the excitement in everyone's lives. And then, when you need a fix the most, you have nothing to blog about. Oh sweet irony... I need to blog for a fix and maintain my cyber ego but my life is actually so lame... Oh fate, how thou doest mocketh me... Life has been the same since Abraham but I must make it seem "dope"! Ya dig?

You absolutely need to blog (for all aforementioned reasons) or you'll die but yet, yet... life is just lame... Have you ever had one of those days? Just one of those days... u know.... oh, You Know?