Courtship...

This entry just saje-saje... cos i haven't blogged in a long time and just feel like it now. Was watching discovery channel the other day... (actually everyday.. shh...) and the programme was "The Most Extreme"... and the ep was about "courtship" in the animal kingdom. Pretty interesting.

Did u know there is this kind of lizard that doesn't need the males to procreate?? They can just lay already fertile eggs without the annoying hassle of intercourse! Talk about taking lesbianism to the next level... they can't really do it on their own... but all it requires is for another female (they apparently live in large female groups...) to PRETEND to be male and play hump the female, then the female will just trick herself into thinking that she's been inseminated and will lay FERTILIZED eggs. Canggih sungguh..

And apparently us humans may have to learn how to do that... and learn pretty soon too. Apparently the male sperm count worldwide has dropped 50%!!!! 50 bloody PERCENT!! And apparently, YOU FEMALES are to blame... :P The cause, they suspect, might be in the water. U know the water we drink, bathe, cook with is all re-used right? Sewage just gets processed again and again and filtered, etc, etc... Well our capacity to filter IS pretty good... it gets all the dirt and the harmful stuff out but apparently we can't filter HORMONES. Which brings me to mention that, only 20% of the hormones in contraceptive pills that women take get absorbed in their system. The remaining 80% goes the sewage.. and for us men to drink... hence the drop in sperm count.

Also it is a common idea that men think women may like them if they have nice big muscles... how true that is, me dunno. But do you know it also happens in the animal kingdom?? The fish kingdom to be exact, some fish (forgot the name...) are attracted to the male fish if they big MUSSELS!! Yes the shellfish.. apparently they need the mussel to have sex. The fish will look for a mussel and tickle gently it or something so it won't close and then go look for a female... then show the female his mussel. The BIGGER the mussel, the more attracted the female will be.

Then they do this little courtship thing etc, etc... then the female will lay her eggs in the mussel.. and the male will go in the mussel to fertilize it. So they actually have sex... in the mussel. Well anyway, sort of comparing that to the human world, a whole bunch of men were asked, what part of the body they think that women are most attracted to? An equal number said between, powerful chest, big arms and... dick. And the women were asked the same question... that is, which part of a man they were most attracted to... and the answer... by an overwhelming percentage was...

THE ASS.