New on Discovery - The Scientific Review Board of Melaka.

Discovery interviewed this Japanese woman who turns out to be the oldest woman in Japan at 108 yrs old... and she confesses to still being a virgin... her name is "Matimati Tamaokasi". Hur hur...

Now on Discovery... The Scientific Review Board of Melaka (SRBM) has decided to rename one of its recent archeological findings, i.e. the Edinasaurus, in light of new updated discoveries in its traits.

Previously the Edinasaurus, scientific name Talkalotus nonstoppus, will now be renamed Incrediblyus violentus, but it's common name, i.e. Edinasaurus will remain the same. This is due to the discovery of REALLY REALLY large FANGS in both its upper and lower jaws... which were somehow missing in the original skull.

The Edinasaurus was previously described to be loud and noisy due to an enlarged throat but now archeologists have attributed that to the ability to swallow its prey whole, as well. It would seem that it would be in the best interests of the other dinosaurs not to piss the Edinasaurus off.

But the new discovery also completes the skeletal structure of the Edinasaurus' foot. It has an extra bone called Highheelus salsallthetimus which causes the Edinasaur to look like it's wearing high heels. It moves unconventionally, traipsing about like it was doing the salsa... ALL THE TIME. Therefore despite its deadly temper, one could quickly move away before it salsa'ed its way to swallow u.

That is all for this week from The Scientific Review Board of Melaka. Next week: The Bandaidosaurus.

The Scientific Review Board of Melaka is:
Andrew Chee (Chairperson)
Megat B. Mat Sazali (Vice-Chairperson)
Megato Supplethaiboyo (Archeologists)
Babilazarus B. Zakaria (Lead Creativist Fictionalist)