World Cup Disgust...

Do not let the title fool u. I'm not a big soccer fan but me like watching world cup. Pretty exciting and there's always the potential to make new friends.

Yesterday saw Australia bt Japan 3-1!!.. Hooray! Bloody japanese over-rated. Their only goal also a little controversial. Some jap lobbed the ball toward the goal for someone to head, the aussie keeper had it and was going to either catch or push the ball away. Then this bloody little japanese use his body to push the keeper aside and the ball just bounced in. Sampat punya gol. But the socceroos came back after 80 mins and scored 3 in a row. The japs somehow crumbled after australia scored one, altho both teams were quite equal but the japs actually had slightly better killer instinct... what with all their samurais and ninjas.

Then today Korea bt Togo 2-1! Tho togo had one player sent off, Korea deserved the win but Korea had this irritating "nak glam je" player named chun soo... tak nak pass kat org ni budak!! He had this obscenely bright dyed blonde silverish hair and a "cheekopek" moustache, ambik bola je nak dribble, nak tembak... shootoh also no nearo goalo.

Then just now Brasil vs Croatia... as of 80 mins it was 1-0 Brasil. Brasil actually not very terrifying... better than the Croatians but no much joga bonito (or i dunno how to tell)... Ronaldinho also lost the ball quite easily a couple of times. Croatia actually had a few shots at goal... but brasil keeper very sharp, he not brasil keeper for nothing. Overall not a very exciting match but still fun, I would have stayed to watch the whole thing except for this FUCKING DISGUSTING ASSWIPE who keep SPITTING ALL THE TIME!!

Here comes the "world cup disgust"... When i think of watching a match, at a coffeeshop or whatever.. I would think that I'd be able to enjoy the match.. focusing my attention on the nice big screen and only perhaps occasionally have other ppl's heads obstructing my view occasionally as the only problem.

But then comes along this OBSCENELY FAT FUCK!!.. Seriously like MICHELIN MAN KIND OF FAT!!... Dude, you already look fucking disgusting... at least TRY to seem proper. He is sooo fucking fat even his XXXXXL shirt couldn't completely cover his bulge. U can still see one fold of fat just peeking where his shirt ends. He sat on 2 chairs one on top of the other.. I dunno why... with his fat arms resting here and there... had this grimy unkempt hair and fucked up never trim kind of moustache, some acne scars, menacing looking eyebrows and this "try to be cool" kinda gruff voice... yes... I wasn't spared from his unwanted uneducated broken english stupid commentary of the match.

Eh... I don't mind how you look, or how u dress.. I'm bloody sloppy myself... but dude... HYGIENE!!... He for whatever fucked up reason... had to spit... ALL THE TIME!!.. He spit continuously throughout the entire match, cept during halftime when he started eating,.. LITERALLY CONTINUOUSLY SPITTING... He spat once less than every 10 SECONDS!! I bloody timed the intervals betweens his spits... sometimes it was 8 sec, sometimes it was 9. I'm not fucking kidding.

And the worst part is... his spit... MORE LIKE PEE!! He doesn't go "ptuuii" but sounds more like watery pee SHOOTING OUT OF HIS MOUTH!. Seriously... FUCK YOU Michelin Man lookalike... Just because of one dude, my whole match spoiled... he was only 2 - 2 and a half metres away from me... I was so scared his "pee-spit" would come flying over and hit me.. I don't understand him... Does he think he would seem cool? I dunno how some of his friends (I'm not really sure if they were..) who actually seemed nice and proper... can sit so close to him??

Kaninabu... I looked his direction a couple of times but maybe he thought I was thinking he was cool. Hey "friend"... tak tau malu ke? Shan't go on about his "friends" who deliberately talked loudly and accented their expletives so that everyone would know they were betting and very "expert" at betting and very pandai to analyse how to bet, etc, etc.. Hey dudes... letter for the day... "L"... for Loser! But even without them, Mr. Michelin Man was enough... I sometimes also not very hygiene one... I can handle the longkang sewage smell, I can sometimes dun bathe for 2 days, I sometimes like to dig for gold, I also sometimes play with stray cats and dogs.. but dude, congratulations... u managed to gross me out.